Cookie Tapping Technique 3

Warning: Do Not Try This at Home

Cookie Tapping is not a real thing, but if you insist on doing it, be sure to wear protective gear, because your browser is going to get very upset with you.

Method 3: The "I'm a Professional" Technique

Step 1: Stare intensely into the screen until the cookies form a vortex.

• Step 2: Tap the cookies with your index finger, using a firm but delicate touch, as one would a delicate egg.
• Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the cookies have reached a satisfactory level of tappedness.

Side effects may include: Browser crashes, cookie-induced psychosis, and spontaneous human combustion.

Return to Cookie Tapping Techniques

Proceed to Cookie Tapping Technique 4, for the Truly Insane